[chorus] " ooh stick you Your mama too And your daddy¡ Ooh stick you Your mama too And your daddy¡
Ooh stick you Your mama too And your daddy¡
Ooh stick you Ooh stick you! "
Your mama, your daddy Your greasy, greasy grandmammy You got a hole in your panty Got a big behind like frankenstein Going beep-beep-beep down sesame street Toot-toot-toot wear army boots In your ear with a can of beer Up your butt with a coconut Ooohhhh!
" ooh stick you..." [repeat chorus]
You go girl! Eeeeeeeehhhhhhh! Ooooohhhhhhhh! Eye!
Do you want me to tell you what i really think about you?
You got facial hair like a polar bear You blow up like a toad and then explode Your face looks mean like halloween You got big red eyes like cherry pies You got the iq of a digeridoo You look insane and got no brain You got a big fat belly like a bowl full of jelly Your fat mum milly looks like free willy
" ooh stick you..." [repeat chorus]
You go girl! Ride 'em cowboy! Yee-ha! Giddy up horsey! Ride 'em cowboy! Pew! pew! pew! It's like a horror movie isn't it? Oohh! Ride 'em cowboy! Ooh ooh eee! Ride 'em cowboy!
Do you wanna know what I really think about you?
You're a little kid that looks like a squid- oh no! You've got a bad perm like a can of worms- oh no! Cheeks like a balloon ; face like a baboon- oh no! Everybody knows you eat the nails from your toes & you rub 'em in dirt and eat them for dessert!
Whatever!
" ooh stick you..." [repeat chorus]
You got ears on your face like spock in space! You got teeth in your head like mr ed! Everybody knows you put fleas in cheese, mix them with glue and use it like shampoo!
What?
Ping-pong why am i saying ping-pong? Ping-pong ping-pong ping-pong! Whatever whatever whatever!
